Well, this is pretty miserable

Looks like Devendorf is in the kind of trouble it’s going to be hard to get out of. The SU Judicial Review Board has suspended him for the rest of the year for allegedly striking a fellow student (a female) in the face. From their statement, in possibly my favorite sentence of all time:

“The Board found that on or about Nov. 1, 2008 at or near 703 Walnut Avenue, you physically harassed another Syracuse University student by intentionally striking her with your hand causing her to become alarmed and annoyed,” according to the letter to Devendorf from Rami Badawy, SU’s director of judicial affairs.

Mr Badawy, I too am alarmed and annoyed.

(For point of clarification, “alarmed and annoyed” is the criminal standard for a violation of harassment.  In order to find against him on 2 of the 5 counts they had to show he broke that law against her.)

Seriously, Devo… you’re already on probation. You can’t keep your hands to yourself for one freaking year? You’ll be a rich man if you can simply behave and play basketball well. God dammit.

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